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Sad eyes with good vibes☮ †

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

obstructed:

I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

(Source: sexlusion)

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice